Why the Aliens are Laughing at Us!
First off, I believe in aliens and UFO’s and all that stuff. Second, I am not high as I write this. I like to have cocktails but I’m not really a pot smoker.
I am positive, as I write this, that aliens are laughing there odd shaped heads off. Why? Here you go.
The infatuation with the Kardashians. The whole thing is just so contrived and phony. I’m sure you know but I’ll say it anyways, Kim’s sex tape was not a mistake. The plan was to make a sex tape, get famous and run with it. Basically copy what paris Hilton did. She has done a GREAT job running with it but enough already.
The aliens are also laughing at the site of grown men fighting at sports events. This makes me so sick and just boggles my mind. OK, you get dressed up in your favorite teams jersey (which is weird if you’re over 28 years old), you get drunk, and actually fight people in and outside the stadium? The players don’t care nearly as much as you do Mr. drunk violent fan. The aliens are also laughing at these guys that scream obscenities at the players and teams. Really!? You care so much that you must scream “FUC* YOU” to the players? I used to really like going to games, not so much anymore.
There are other things the aliens are giggling at but those two are top of my list this second. If Tom Delong is reading, let’s go eat sandwiches and talk about the city being built on the other side of the moon.
