Space Invaders (In Line)
One of my pet peeves are SPACE INVADERS. Yes, people that stand just too close.
I was just at Disneyland and 3 rides in a row the people behind us in line were up my ass. There is no place to go in the line. Back the EFF UP! If you step on the heel of my shoe more than one time, don’t you think that you’re just too close?
If I can smell the churro on your breath, you’re too close
If your terrible breath is melting my inner ear wax, you’re too close!
If your Disney pins you’ve been collecting since 1978 are banging my elbow and I don’t know you, back up in the line.
Just typing this, it’s frustarting me.
So…all you SPACE INVADERS, give us some space, I promise you’ll get on the ride.
